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Smartass & Sass January 2019 Review
Smartass & Sass is $34.95/month and contains 5-7 items designed for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes.
Boxes include things like bags, pins, notebooks, mugs, and more. Smartass & Sass also has a t-shirt subscription. For $15.95/month, you can get a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt. Their largest box includes 5-7 full-size items, plus a t-shirt for $49.95/month.
The Details
Cost: boxes start at $15.95/month.
What's in the box? Each box contains 5-7 items designed for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes.
Coupon: Use the coupon NEWSASS to get 15% off your subscription.
The box arrived in a large teal box.
Everything comes in teal box.
First Look. The theme for January is “I'm a Badass”.
The information card is a fold-out card with descriptions of everything in the box.
Doc Spartan Badass Chick Scrub $15.00 This scrub is creamsicle, but it smells more like lemons to me. As with most scrubs, this sloughs away dead skin and leaves your skin smelling great. I love the directions for this product.
DIRECTIONS: Conduct shower operations, then apply small amount in hand. Scrub liberally all over body and rinse off.
FOR BEST RESULTS: Have significant other apply scrub while Lifetime movies play in the background.
WARNING: Not responsible for increased sexual activity while using this product.
Smartass & Sass Confetti Swig Vacuum Bottle $20.00 Aside from awesome message on the bottle, the bottle itself works great. It keeps your water cold for hours and it won't leak. This bottle is going to help remind me to stay on track with my water.
Adulting FTW Badass Bit&* Ribbon $5.00 I am not sure the proper use for this ribbon, but I am going to use it as a bookmark. There is a place on the back where you can award to ribbon to another fabulous female.
Primitives By Kathy “I Woke Up Like This Enamel Pin” $8.00 I love the card this pin is on, even more than the pin itself. The pin says “I did a push-up today…well, actually I fell down and had to use my arms to push myself back up. Close enough.” I have that card on my bulletin board in my office. The pin is in the shape of a bottle cap and says “I woke up like this”.
Primitives by Kathy Freaking Majestic Sipper Sleeves $6.00 You get two drink sleeves with this set. The top one has a rainbow unicorn and the bottom says “Freakin Majestic”. You can use these for your coffee cups or can drinks. The sleeves can also be worn as wrist bands, circa 1980's.
Smartass & Sass “If You Can't Stand The Heat Apron” $12.00 This apron is my favorite item in the box. The apron is quite large, measuring 38″ X 29″. There is a pock in the front where the phrase “get out of the kitchen” is located. This apron is made of cotton and is well made.
Final Thought: This box had a total value of $66.00. I loved the apron and water bottle the most. The scrub is also pretty great. This box always gives me a laugh. Subscribe to Smartass & Sass and use the coupon NEWSASS to get 15% off your subscription.
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