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Smartass & Sass is $34.95/month and contains 5-7 items designed for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes.
Boxes include things like bags, pins, notebooks, mugs, and more. Smartass & Sass also has a t-shirt subscription. For $15.95/month, you can get a soft, locally-printed unisex shirt. Their largest box includes 5-7 full-size items, plus a t-shirt for $49.95/month.
The Details
Cost: boxes start at $15.95/month.
What's in the box? Each box contains 5-7 items designed for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes.
Coupon: Use the coupon NEWSASS to get 15% off your subscription.
The box arrived in a large teal box.
First Look
The information Card is a fold-out card with descriptions of everything in the box.
Boom Mic Drop Chocolate Bar $9.00 This bar is dark chocolate, sea salt, and caramel. It's a fantastic bar and the wrapper is quite sassy. You can give this bar to someone to congratulate them, or enjoy it yourself.
Save Money or YOLO Oversided Tote Bag $18.00 This tote is perfect for me! I am constantly trying to decide if I should spend or save. The tote measures 17 1/2″ x 20″ x 7″.
“I'm Already Tired Tomorrow” Planner & Slay All Day Sharpie $10.00 (planner) $2.50 (sharpie) I enjoy using a written planner I hate looking at my calendar and seeing a super busy day. I have often had the feeling that I am already tired for the next day. You can keep a positive attitude with your “Slay all day” sharpie.
Get Lit Eyeshadow & Sperm Whale Shadow Brush $5.00 (brush) $1.25 (shadow) This brush is light blue and covered in spark whales. It's a limited edition, vegan and cruelty-free. The eyeshadow is custom designed just for this box and is a pretty blue color.
Wine Lines Sassy Drink Markers $8.00 These silicone bands fit over your wine glass to mark which one is yours. When my family gets together, there is always one or two people who don't know which glass is there's.
Cheers Bitc#%$ Shatterproof Wine Glass $9.00 This glass is BPA free, food safe and shatterproof. I won't be able to use this around my kids, so it will have to go in the back of the cabinet.
Final Thought: This box had a total value of $62.75. I loved the planner, tote bag and chocolate bar. This box always makes me laugh, though I have to be careful with what products I let my kids see. Subscribe to Smartass & Sass and use the coupon NEWSASS to get 15% off your subscription.
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